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Real People (More on the way soon) (Most of the names have been omitted to protect the innocent. These people know who they are.) [People across the world file sharing on IRC] - Sorry about the speed... that damn pond is between us =) [Walking into my room holding his hard drive in one hand] - Hey, there's the man I wanted to see! [1 week later - I walk into his room with my hard drive as I try to extract my lab report from my hard drive] [Me threatening my computer] - Don't make me boot you up in Windows 98! Yeah I'm that paranoid! Yankees Suck. My love life is so pathetic I can't even turn my own computer on. I think I stink. It's too cold. I don't know. You are so beyond fucked. You couldn't even take a bus back to fucked. Dude, you've got a blue screen. Oh fuck! Spherical coordinates are particularly useful for people that live on planets. Movies (In no particular order) Your not all-powerful. Well I should be. Someday, I will be the most Powerful Jedi ever. ~Star Wars, Episode II I hate being smart. You always know what is going to happen. There's never any suspense. ~Bandits Its Not that I'm Lazy, its that I just don't care. ~Office Space I see you've been missing a lot of work. Well, I wouldn't say I've been "missing" it Bob. ~Office Space And what do you burn apart from witches? More Witches! ~Monty Python (Holy Grail) Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries! ~Monty Python (Holy Grail) Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you, you're cool, Fuck you, I'm out. ~Half Baked No, not that! Yes... that. ~Spaceballs Found anything yet? Nothing yet sir. How about you? Not a thing sir. What about you guys? We ain't found shit! ~Spaceballs But why male models? Are you serious? I just answered that like 5 minutes ago! ~Zoolander Why are women like hurricanes? Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take the house and the car. ~Traffic How did you get it so warm.... I can taste the bubbles... No wait - I can't taste the bubbles... ~American Pie II I kind of super-glued myself to... myself. ~American Pie II All you need is love. John Lennon. Smart man. Shot in the back - very sad. ~Independence Day Oh no, you did not just shoot that green shit at me. ~Independence Day Well, actually that was just footage from the movie Independence Day. But the real laser will look a lot like that. ~Austin Powers II Blue flower, red thorns, blue flower, red thorns - this would be so much easier if I wasn't color-blind! ~Shrek You sold me queer giraffes. ~Gladiator Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will get my vengeance, in this life or the next. ~Gladiator Dodge This. ~The Matrix Is it AM or PM? AM - very, very AM. ~Apollo 13 The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. ~ Star Trek, The Motion Picture. And don't go trying any of those old cheap tricks on me. Oh no, I've got all new cheap tricks. ~Ghostbusters II You didn't sleep with it, did you Ray? ~Ghostbusters II You had best unfuck yourself, or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck! ~Full Metal Jacket Captain ... I believe I speak for everyone here, sir, when I say, "To Hell with our orders." ~Data, Star Trek: First Contact Assimilate this. ~ Star Trek: First Contact Sir Lancelot: Knightz of the Round Table |